I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
