singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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