I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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