i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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