I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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