Girls should come with a carfax report
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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