that's an acceptable place to lick
I haven't been this sober since birth.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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