So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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