This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My life is pants optional.
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