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she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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