You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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