Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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