I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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