So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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