why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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