i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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