P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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