if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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