Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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