if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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