Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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