Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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