Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
