I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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