is wine microwaveable?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
