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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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