So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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