She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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