I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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