you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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