Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize