how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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