you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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