Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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