why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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