the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
