That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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