You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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