Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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