Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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