I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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