Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
You don't make any sense
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