Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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