what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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