why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The Olympian is in my bed
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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