he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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