He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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