how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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