Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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