That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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