if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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