I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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