I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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