In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
