Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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