so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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